Volume 115 Issue 6

News

Pertussis Exposure Casts a Shadow Over Stuyvesant’s Halloween Celebrations

Pertussis, otherwise known as whooping cough, recently broke out at Stuyvesant from October 21 to 30.

Humor

The Cabinet of Abominations

Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.

Humor

Thanksgiving Dinner: The Turkeys Fight Back

A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.

Sports

Stuyvesant’s First Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament

Stuy Sports hosted the first Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament on November 20.

Arts and Entertainment

Miyagi-Do’s Final Fight

While far from the best five episodes Cobra Kai has put out, it was decent across the board, but slightly flawed in a few areas, such as the fights and some of the characters.

Arts and Entertainment

Orphism: Worthy of Re-examination?

“Harmony and Dissonance” highlights the importance of Orphism as a transition between representation and abstraction in European art though the works that make up this exhibition are, for the most part lackluster.

Arts and Entertainment

Megalopolis and the Coppola Effect

News

The Price Point

The Price Point is a series written by News Editors Brendan Tan and Seth Fenton, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.

Opinions

The Polls Were Still Wrong (But Also Sorta Right)

Donald Trump’s victory means that I was wrong, so what now?

Humor

Why Is It So Hard To Commit Election Fraud?!

A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.

Humor

A Turkey Social Experiment

Stuyvesant freshmen simulate the feelings of turkeys before Thanksgiving

Features

Math in Motion: The AMC Challenge and its Impact on Students

The American Mathematics Competition (AMC) offers students the opportunity to test their problem-solving abilities, gain experience in math, and qualify for prestigious exams such as the AIME, all while fostering a sense of community for math.

Opinions

The Case for Situationships: Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Our pessimistic attitude towards situationships creates rushed relationships when, in actuality, situationships can help foster understanding and boundaries from the beginning.

Sports

Lessons from Westfalenstadion

Lessons learned from a trip to Westfalenstadion, one of Germany’s largest professional football stadiums.

News

Stuyvesant’s Favorite Deli Survives!

Humor

Turkeys Take Over

Turkeys are released in stuy

Features

Discussing Sexual Misconduct Education at Stuyvesant

An investigative report into the gaps in how Stuyvesant educates its students, particularly through guidance push-ins, about sexual misconduct, and how they handle such abuse when it occurs.

Arts and Entertainment

The Blissful Birth of the Museum of Modern Art

The Lillie P. Bliss and the Birth of Modern exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art celebrates the founding woman who championed the avant-garde movement.

Science

Whooping Cough Explained

The recent cases of whooping cough at Stuyvesant High School highlight the importance of vaccination, early diagnosis, and awareness to prevent the spread of this highly contagious and potentially severe respiratory infection.

Science

The Reopening of the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant

Reopening the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant—which had a partial meltdown in 1979—with cutting-edge technology and enhanced safety measures will benefit the economy, create numerous jobs, and increase sustainable energy production.

Arts and Entertainment

Gladiator 1.5

Gladiator II blew its predecessor out of the water with its massive production scale and visual effects, but falls short in end with its originality.

Arts and Entertainment

Eternal Atake 2: Lil Uzi Vert Takes a Step Backwards

In Eternal Atake 2, Uzi aims to unite Eternal Atake with his current creative vision, but instead creates a disconnected album unable to live up to his groundbreaking past successes.

Features

What It's Like to Lose: Theft at Stuy

Reflecting on student experiences with theft.

News

Pertussis Exposure Casts a Shadow Over Stuyvesant’s Halloween Celebrations

Pertussis, otherwise known as whooping cough, recently broke out at Stuyvesant from October 21 to 30.

Sports

Bend It Like Park

Meet Duncan Park, captain of the boys’ soccer team!

News

Stuyvesant’s First Schoolwide Career Fair

Stuyvesant hosted a school-wide career fair this fall, where alumni shared insightful experiences with students.

Science

The IYPT—a New Opportunity for Physics Enthusiasts at Stuyvesant

Interested in conducting physics research? Join Stuyvesant’s new IYPT team and investigate diverse topics in physics through research and experimentation!

Opinions

All I Want for Christmas Is Latkes

I struggled with the lack of Hanukkah representation when I was younger, but in recent years I have figured out how to make my own magic by incorporating different traditions into my holiday season.

Opinions

Why Have Americans Grown Impervious to Political Scandal?

Americans have become desensitized to political scandal. What caused this sudden change?

Opinions

Bring Back “Video Homeroom”—Whatever That Was

Stuyvesant needs a comprehensive means of recording our institutional knowledge from generation to generation. One idea? A collaborative StuyWiki.

Humor

Looking in the (Couch) Crack

The salacious news of JD Vance's affair with a couch shocked the American public, but letters between the two reveal their relationship was much more than a hook-up.

Sports

Lessons from Westfalenstadion

Lessons learned from a trip to Westfalenstadion, one of Germany’s largest professional football stadiums.

News

Stuyvesant’s Favorite Deli Survives!

Humor

The Cabinet of Abominations

Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.

Humor

Turkeys Take Over

Turkeys are released in stuy

Humor

Thanksgiving Dinner: The Turkeys Fight Back

A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.

Features

Discussing Sexual Misconduct Education at Stuyvesant

An investigative report into the gaps in how Stuyvesant educates its students, particularly through guidance push-ins, about sexual misconduct, and how they handle such abuse when it occurs.

Sports

Stuyvesant’s First Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament

Stuy Sports hosted the first Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament on November 20.

Arts and Entertainment

The Blissful Birth of the Museum of Modern Art

The Lillie P. Bliss and the Birth of Modern exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art celebrates the founding woman who championed the avant-garde movement.

Arts and Entertainment

Miyagi-Do’s Final Fight

While far from the best five episodes Cobra Kai has put out, it was decent across the board, but slightly flawed in a few areas, such as the fights and some of the characters.

Arts and Entertainment

Orphism: Worthy of Re-examination?

“Harmony and Dissonance” highlights the importance of Orphism as a transition between representation and abstraction in European art though the works that make up this exhibition are, for the most part lackluster.

Arts and Entertainment

Megalopolis and the Coppola Effect

News

The Price Point

The Price Point is a series written by News Editors Brendan Tan and Seth Fenton, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.

Opinions

The Polls Were Still Wrong (But Also Sorta Right)

Donald Trump’s victory means that I was wrong, so what now?

Science

Whooping Cough Explained

The recent cases of whooping cough at Stuyvesant High School highlight the importance of vaccination, early diagnosis, and awareness to prevent the spread of this highly contagious and potentially severe respiratory infection.

Science

The Reopening of the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant

Reopening the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant—which had a partial meltdown in 1979—with cutting-edge technology and enhanced safety measures will benefit the economy, create numerous jobs, and increase sustainable energy production.

Humor

Why Is It So Hard To Commit Election Fraud?!

A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.

Humor

A Turkey Social Experiment

Stuyvesant freshmen simulate the feelings of turkeys before Thanksgiving

Features

Math in Motion: The AMC Challenge and its Impact on Students

The American Mathematics Competition (AMC) offers students the opportunity to test their problem-solving abilities, gain experience in math, and qualify for prestigious exams such as the AIME, all while fostering a sense of community for math.

Arts and Entertainment

Gladiator 1.5

Gladiator II blew its predecessor out of the water with its massive production scale and visual effects, but falls short in end with its originality.

Arts and Entertainment

Eternal Atake 2: Lil Uzi Vert Takes a Step Backwards

In Eternal Atake 2, Uzi aims to unite Eternal Atake with his current creative vision, but instead creates a disconnected album unable to live up to his groundbreaking past successes.

Opinions

The Case for Situationships: Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Our pessimistic attitude towards situationships creates rushed relationships when, in actuality, situationships can help foster understanding and boundaries from the beginning.