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Asking AI 10 Life-Changing Questions

Humor writer asks AI 10 questions, what happens next is SHOCKING

Humor

Brick My Heart

A love story between two bricks.

Humor

Plastic Free Day Revolutionizes the World

Plastic Free Day makes students feel not so free.

Humor

Government Bans Humor in Schools

The DOE implements yet another ban, now on… humor?

Humor

What if Countries Could Talk to Each Other in WWII?

Waffles and World War Two.

Humor

My Stuyvesant Love Life (Gender Neutral Reader)

Y/N, who is hoping to focus on their studies at school, suddenly meets some guys that might change everything!

Humor

Escalator Breakdowns: Let’s Break it Down

The escalators are frequently found to be broken, but recent events point to internal sabotage.

Humor

Fact or Fiction: 20-Minute Homework

We expose the very real battles students face every day trying to complete “20-minute homework.”

Features

Grandparental Origins

I’ve had the privilege of knowing all four of my grandparents, and so much of who I am has been shaped by this, often in ways I only recently became aware of.

Humor

Trump: America to Join War on Poverty “on the Side of Poverty” [FULL TRANSCRIPT]

Read President Trump’s brief speech addressed to a joint session of Congress urging America to come to poverty’s aid in the War on Poverty.

Humor

New Tariffs Will Decimate America[’s McDonald’s]

The latest and of course, very real coverage of the United States’ tariffs.

Humor

BREAKING NEWS: Band Room Thrown Into Chaos After Instruments Filled with Bizarre Items

Various band students discover their instruments tampered with and find themselves in sticky situations.

Humor

The Spectator’s First Annual Hunger Games

Welcome to The Spectator’s First Annual Hunger Games.

Humor

How to Get Into the Big Sib Program 101

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Leave Me and My Inbox Alone

I describe the experience of first receiving a college undergraduate program admissions email and then rant about it.

Humor

Report Card Dictionary

An exasperated teacher explains what those report card messages really mean.

Humor

Dear Incoming Stuyvesant Class of 2024… THE SPECTATOR HAS ADVICE!

Humor

“Please Unblock Me”

Cringe-worthy confessions from a stubborn admirer.

Humor

Hot n’ Heavy in the Hudson

Officials at Stuyvesant High School currently under fire for possession of “ludicrous” amounts of child pornography.

Humor

NRA Fears Challenge From Anti-Vaxxers for 2019 Children-Killing Award

The NRA has dominated the child-killing scene for almost a decade. Now anti-vaxxers want to unseat it.

Humor

Spoiled Rich Kid’s Mad Mom Won’t Buy Harvard Degree

This is CHILD ABUSE.

Humor

Stuyvesant Has Tea With Kung Fu Tea

Jupioca faces controversy after Kung Fu Tea’s closing.

Humor

Could You Be Suffering from Post-SING! Depression?

A fake medical diagnosis on the symptoms of acute post-SING depression, partially based on the actual WebMD diagnosis for depression.

Humor

Soph-Frosh Still Celebrating SING! “Win” Over Juniors

Salty juniors talk Soph-Frosh win.

Humor

UNlikely Letters

Colleges Send Unlikely Letters To Students They Hate

Humor

Teacher Warning Calls

A list of warning calls for different teachers

Humor

JProm Boat Quarantined On Hudson River

Pending further developments, the JProm party boat has been quarantined on the Hudson River.

Humor

Stuyvesant Halts Increased Tallness

Get rid of all the tall people.

Humor

Students Walk Out As Protest For Not Shutting Down Schools; Virus Spreads Throughout City

“Yo, I don’t know what God put in the water on New Year’s, [coughing] but de Bruhsio just made it worse.” —Violet, also a Revolutionary

Humor

How To Survive the Coronavirus: Tips and Tricks From WikiHow

Scared of the coronavirus outbreak? WikiHow’s got you covered.

Humor

Hear Me Out… Some Crumbs of Potential SING! Ideas

From a list of dozens of theme ideas generated under the influence of distilled powdered Celsius, we narrowed down the top two.

Humor

NRA Fears Challenge From Anti-Vaxxers for 2019 Children-Killing Award

The NRA has dominated the child-killing scene for almost a decade. Now anti-vaxxers want to unseat it.

Humor

Spoiled Rich Kid’s Mad Mom Won’t Buy Harvard Degree

This is CHILD ABUSE.

Humor

Stuyvesant Has Tea With Kung Fu Tea

Jupioca faces controversy after Kung Fu Tea’s closing.

Humor

Trump: America to Join War on Poverty “on the Side of Poverty” [FULL TRANSCRIPT]

Read President Trump’s brief speech addressed to a joint session of Congress urging America to come to poverty’s aid in the War on Poverty.

Humor

Four Types of Stuy Students During Exams

What different types of Stuy students are like with something we’re all familiar with: EXAMS.

Humor

New Tariffs Will Decimate America[’s McDonald’s]

The latest and of course, very real coverage of the United States’ tariffs.

Humor

Best Ways to Prank Your Teacher (If You Wanna Get Expelled)

Spectator Humor has created a list of the best prankless harms—err, harmless pranks, to try on your teachers.

Humor

BREAKING NEWS: Band Room Thrown Into Chaos After Instruments Filled with Bizarre Items

Various band students discover their instruments tampered with and find themselves in sticky situations.

Humor

Advice For The SAT

We know the SAT can be incredibly stressful, but luckily, The Spectator Humor Department is here to help.

Humor

To All the Objects We’ve Loved Before

Once schools closed, we reminisced about the beloved objects that we tragically left in our lockers. Through a collection of love letters, we hope to rekindle the strong and blazing passion that was once there.

Humor

The Spectator’s First Annual Hunger Games

Welcome to The Spectator’s First Annual Hunger Games.

Humor

See! We Told You It Wasn’t A Rick Roll

Humor

The Editorial Board Predicts Each Other’s Future

The future is looking bright for the 2020 - 2021 Spectator Editorial Board! Here are the editors 20 years into the future.

Humor

SING!? More Like SEUNG!

Principal Seung Yu sent out an email announcing that SING! shall be renamed to SEUNG! and shares his plans for the upcoming event. Exciting!

Humor

Asking AI 10 Life-Changing Questions

Humor writer asks AI 10 questions, what happens next is SHOCKING

Humor

Planet Stuy: The Admissions Officer

Join us as we discover the secret lives of the masters of the education system—the admissions officers.

Humor

Brick My Heart

A love story between two bricks.

Humor

Plastic Free Day Revolutionizes the World

Plastic Free Day makes students feel not so free.

Humor

Pregaming Stuyvesant

A prefreshie visits Stuyvesant for the first time during the Spring Open House—only to find himself amidst a bewildering mix of confusing tests, bizarre assignments, and extraordinary upperclassmen pranks that leaves him questioning reality.

Humor

Government Bans Humor in Schools

The DOE implements yet another ban, now on… humor?

Humor

What if Countries Could Talk to Each Other in WWII?

Waffles and World War Two.

Humor

My Stuyvesant Love Life (Gender Neutral Reader)

Y/N, who is hoping to focus on their studies at school, suddenly meets some guys that might change everything!

Humor

Escalator Breakdowns: Let’s Break it Down

The escalators are frequently found to be broken, but recent events point to internal sabotage.

Humor

Fact or Fiction: 20-Minute Homework

We expose the very real battles students face every day trying to complete “20-minute homework.”

Humor

How to Get Into the Big Sib Program 101

Humor

Thank you, Principal Contreras

Just a totally normal thank you from Stuy to Contreras.

Humor

Leave Me and My Inbox Alone

I describe the experience of first receiving a college undergraduate program admissions email and then rant about it.

Humor

Report Card Dictionary

An exasperated teacher explains what those report card messages really mean.

Humor

Dear Incoming Stuyvesant Class of 2024… THE SPECTATOR HAS ADVICE!

Humor

“Please Unblock Me”

Cringe-worthy confessions from a stubborn admirer.

Humor

JProm Boat Quarantined On Hudson River

Pending further developments, the JProm party boat has been quarantined on the Hudson River.

Humor

Stuyvesant Halts Increased Tallness

Get rid of all the tall people.

Humor

Students Walk Out As Protest For Not Shutting Down Schools; Virus Spreads Throughout City

“Yo, I don’t know what God put in the water on New Year’s, [coughing] but de Bruhsio just made it worse.” —Violet, also a Revolutionary

Humor

How To Survive the Coronavirus: Tips and Tricks From WikiHow

Scared of the coronavirus outbreak? WikiHow’s got you covered.

Humor

Hot n’ Heavy in the Hudson

Officials at Stuyvesant High School currently under fire for possession of “ludicrous” amounts of child pornography.

Humor

Could You Be Suffering from Post-SING! Depression?

A fake medical diagnosis on the symptoms of acute post-SING depression, partially based on the actual WebMD diagnosis for depression.

Humor

Soph-Frosh Still Celebrating SING! “Win” Over Juniors

Salty juniors talk Soph-Frosh win.

Humor

UNlikely Letters

Colleges Send Unlikely Letters To Students They Hate

Humor

Teacher Warning Calls

A list of warning calls for different teachers

Humor

How to Get Rich Off Leprechauns in 2026

An in-depth guide on capturing leprechauns and using them to fulfill your financial goals.

Features

Grandparental Origins

I’ve had the privilege of knowing all four of my grandparents, and so much of who I am has been shaped by this, often in ways I only recently became aware of.