Volume 111 Issue 14

Sports

Meet State-Title-Winning Quarterback... Seung Yu?

A look at the high school football career of North Carolina state-title-winning quarterback, Principal Seung Yu.

Humor

Meticulous Drug Dealer Does Market Research

A revolutionary new business model turns the drug dealing industry around.

Humor

Tall People Everywhere Diminished by COVID-19 Vaccine Side Effects

As one pandemic comes to a close, the side effects bring about a worse pandemic: not being able to reach the top shelf.

Sports

Sergio Agüero’s Legacy at Manchester City

Agüero has truly made an important impact on Manchester City’s rise to the top, enjoying an illustrious career.

Arts and Entertainment

Genre Shopping: A Selection for the Bored Listener

A brief description and introduction to three unique genres.

Sports

Is More Football Good?

The NFL is adding a 17th game. What does this really mean?

Sports

From the Campus to the Court: Highlighting the NCAA’s Mistreatment of Women

Arts and Entertainment

Lullabies 2.0

Opinions

We Need to Go Back

We must return to normal in September with full in-person learning.

Arts and Entertainment

“The Irregulars”: Another Sherlock Holmes Reimagining?

A review of Netflix’s newest Sherlock Holmes reimagining, “The Irregulars.” Art/Photo Request: A picture of the main crew of teenagers in the show.

Arts and Entertainment

The Boys Are Back: “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” Soars onto Disney+

Marvel’s “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” made its big debut on the small screen as a grounded, compelling story that is sure to leave viewers begging for more!

Sports

We Race as (M)one(y)

The #WeRaceAsOne campaign created in the wake of civil unrest across the world has sparked controversy as it highlights the many corruptions within Formula One.

Sports

NFL Draft 2021 Preview

A preview of the 2021 NFL Draft.

Sports

The Brooklyn Nets: Success at What Cost?

A narrative is developing in the NBA, and the Brooklyn Nets are cast as the villains as they acquire immense talent and play a must-win championship season.

Sports

A North Carolina Legend

Though the Tar Heels suffered a devastating defeat to the Wisconsin Badgers in the first round of the 2021 NCAA tournament, their greatest loss of the season came when their head coach for 18 years, Roy Williams, announced his retirement on April 1.

News

Alumni Association Hosts Community Discussion on Anti-Asian Violence

The Stuyvesant High School Alumni Association hosted a Community Discussion on Anti-Asian Violence with speakers consisting of alumni, Stuyvesant faculty, and current students to talk...

News

Stuyvesant Announces Senior Graduation and Junior Prom Plans

This year, Stuyvesant hopes to host both junior prom and senior graduation in a safe manner so that students can maintain and enjoy classic high school traditions.

Opinions

Hand Out the Role Model Card Wisely

Parents must understand that handling their kids is not, and never will be, a celebrity’s responsibility.

Opinions

Playing Dangerous Games With Child Audiences

Parents must be aware of the insidious nature of YouTube creators who intentionally take advantage of fan bases made up of children yet portray inappropriate and damaging content, and the platform itself must take steps to stop this problem.

Opinions

Fighting Fatphobia

It is essential to prioritize ending fatphobia over skinny phobia, as this issue is deeply rooted in our society and needs to be addressed immediately.

Opinions

Hand Out the Role Model Card Wisely

Parents must understand that handling their kids is not, and never will be, a celebrity’s responsibility.

Opinions

The Danger of Parasocial Relationships

Though there is nothing inherently wrong with them, parasocial relationships can greatly affect both celebrities and their viewers.

Science

Science and Social Media

Science has a large, growing presence on social media, increasing its popularity and accessibility to users of all creeds, for better or worse.

Opinions

Give Us The Old Normal

The vaccine deniers are not who you think.

Opinions

Bitcoin: A Path to Fulfillment or Ruin?

People are recognizing the need for a different cryptocurrency solution, one that admits the reality of climate change and helps lower carbon emissions in addition to democratizing finance.

Science

Science and Social Media

Science has a large, growing presence on social media, increasing its popularity and accessibility to users of all creeds, for better or worse.

Arts and Entertainment

Genre Shopping: A Selection for the Bored Listener

A brief description and introduction to three unique genres.

Arts and Entertainment

“The Irregulars”: Another Sherlock Holmes Reimagining?

A review of Netflix’s newest Sherlock Holmes reimagining, “The Irregulars.” Art/Photo Request: A picture of the main crew of teenagers in the show.

Arts and Entertainment

CMS Meets Stuyvesant

An overview of the Young Musicians Innovation Challenge and a look into Project Connect, a proposal submitted to the contest by Stuyvesant students.

Features

Day In the Life of a Blended Learner

My experience going through a typical day of blended learning

Features

Day In the Life of a Blended Learner

My experience going through a typical day of blended learning

Science

Does COVID-19 Trigger Diabetes?

We have heard stories about people losing their sense of smell or taste after contracting COVID-19, but have you heard of the virus triggering diabetes?

Science

Edward Jenner: The Father of Modern Vaccination

Edward Jenner pioneered the creation of the smallpox vaccine and his work is reflected in modern vaccines.

News

Stuyvesant Alumnus James Blachly (’98) Wins a Grammy Award

Stuyvesant alumnus James Blachly (’98) won a Grammy award in Best Classical Solo Vocal Album for his recording of “The Prison.”

Science

What’s Happening with the AstraZeneca Vaccine?

AstraZeneca’s seemingly bright future comes to an abrupt halt after recent reports of blood clots in those who have received the jab.

Science

Facing a New Reality

Deepfakes are becoming more prevalent in our modern society, but are we ready for the changes they will bring?

Opinions

Stuyvesant’s Blended Learning Problem

After months of remote learning, Stuyvesant’s blended learning students are having trouble settling in. And the school isn’t helping.

Arts and Entertainment

The Entertainment Value of North Korean Propaganda

“Squirrel and Hedgehog,” running from 1977 to 2013, is one of North Korea’s most popular cartoons.

Humor

The Mice Squeak for You

In case you thought you were the only one who missed going back to school, you’ve got company.

Sports

Meet State-Title-Winning Quarterback... Seung Yu?

A look at the high school football career of North Carolina state-title-winning quarterback, Principal Seung Yu.

Humor

Meticulous Drug Dealer Does Market Research

A revolutionary new business model turns the drug dealing industry around.

Humor

The Origin of Memes

A research piece on the true source of memes.

Humor

Tall People Everywhere Diminished by COVID-19 Vaccine Side Effects

As one pandemic comes to a close, the side effects bring about a worse pandemic: not being able to reach the top shelf.

Sports

Sergio Agüero’s Legacy at Manchester City

Agüero has truly made an important impact on Manchester City’s rise to the top, enjoying an illustrious career.

Arts and Entertainment

Empowering or Satanic?

Lil Nas X breaks culture barriers with his new single, “Montero” and his Satan-centric rollout.

Arts and Entertainment

Genre Shopping: A Selection for the Bored Listener

A brief description and introduction to three unique genres.

Sports

Is More Football Good?

The NFL is adding a 17th game. What does this really mean?

Sports

Meet State-Title-Winning Quarterback... Seung Yu?

A look at the high school football career of North Carolina state-title-winning quarterback, Principal Seung Yu.

Sports

From the Campus to the Court: Highlighting the NCAA’s Mistreatment of Women

Sports

Nikola Jokić: From Bomb Sirens to Cheering Arenas

Nikola Jokić has defied all expectations in his spectacular rise to the top of the NBA.

Arts and Entertainment

Lullabies 2.0

Opinions

We Need to Go Back

We must return to normal in September with full in-person learning.

Arts and Entertainment

“The Irregulars”: Another Sherlock Holmes Reimagining?

A review of Netflix’s newest Sherlock Holmes reimagining, “The Irregulars.” Art/Photo Request: A picture of the main crew of teenagers in the show.

Arts and Entertainment

Justice is Gray, Four Hours Long, and Uncomfortably Square

Zack Snyder’s four hour monstrosity of a movie does a lot to fix the flaws of the 2017 release of the “Justice League” but ultimately runs into an array of its own problems.

Arts and Entertainment

The Boys Are Back: “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” Soars onto Disney+

Marvel’s “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” made its big debut on the small screen as a grounded, compelling story that is sure to leave viewers begging for more!

Sports

March Madness: Just 11 Months Away

March Madness 2022 is less than a year away, and all sports fans hope that the next tournament will live up to this year’s March Madness.

Features

Querida Clara: Issue 14

More problems!!!

Sports

We Race as (M)one(y)

The #WeRaceAsOne campaign created in the wake of civil unrest across the world has sparked controversy as it highlights the many corruptions within Formula One.

Arts and Entertainment

“Nomadland”: Frames of Humanity

While Chloé Zhao’s third feature goes out of the way to avoid talking politics, its genius is in locating emotional truth amidst disaster.

Sports

NFL Draft 2021 Preview

A preview of the 2021 NFL Draft.

Sports

The Brooklyn Nets: Success at What Cost?

A narrative is developing in the NBA, and the Brooklyn Nets are cast as the villains as they acquire immense talent and play a must-win championship season.

Arts and Entertainment

No “Justice” for Justin Bieber

On his sixth studio album, Justin Bieber finds his voice, but the derivative lyrics and misguided nods to social justice make “Justice” another mediocre project.

Sports

A North Carolina Legend

Though the Tar Heels suffered a devastating defeat to the Wisconsin Badgers in the first round of the 2021 NCAA tournament, their greatest loss of the season came when their head coach for 18 years, Roy Williams, announced his retirement on April 1.

Spec+

Clubs and Pubs Galore

Do you have what it takes to name all of Stuyvesant's clubs and pubs?

News

Alumni Association Hosts Community Discussion on Anti-Asian Violence

The Stuyvesant High School Alumni Association hosted a Community Discussion on Anti-Asian Violence with speakers consisting of alumni, Stuyvesant faculty, and current students to talk...

Opinions

Nationalism Can’t Defeat a Pandemic

The stark disparities in vaccine distributions around the world raise social, economic, and ethical concerns.

News

Vaccine Eligibility Opens for New Yorkers Over 16

Governor Andrew Cuomo widened the eligibility of receiving the vaccine to include people 16 and older on April 6, expanding the ongoing vaccination efforts.

News

Stuyvesant Announces Senior Graduation and Junior Prom Plans

This year, Stuyvesant hopes to host both junior prom and senior graduation in a safe manner so that students can maintain and enjoy classic high school traditions.

Features

Asian American All the Way

My thoughts on the recent rise of Asian American hate crimes and how it has affected me and my family.

Features

“A Sense of Community”: Stuyvesant’s Return to Blended Learning

Stuyvesant’s blended learning experience this spring, including social and academic benefits.

Features

Day In the Life of a Blended Learner

My experience going through a typical day of blended learning

Features

Day In the Life of a Blended Learner

My experience going through a typical day of blended learning

Science

Does COVID-19 Trigger Diabetes?

We have heard stories about people losing their sense of smell or taste after contracting COVID-19, but have you heard of the virus triggering diabetes?

Opinions

Hand Out the Role Model Card Wisely

Parents must understand that handling their kids is not, and never will be, a celebrity’s responsibility.

Opinions

Playing Dangerous Games With Child Audiences

Parents must be aware of the insidious nature of YouTube creators who intentionally take advantage of fan bases made up of children yet portray inappropriate and damaging content, and the platform itself must take steps to stop this problem.

Opinions

Fighting Fatphobia

It is essential to prioritize ending fatphobia over skinny phobia, as this issue is deeply rooted in our society and needs to be addressed immediately.

Science

Edward Jenner: The Father of Modern Vaccination

Edward Jenner pioneered the creation of the smallpox vaccine and his work is reflected in modern vaccines.

Opinions

Hand Out the Role Model Card Wisely

Parents must understand that handling their kids is not, and never will be, a celebrity’s responsibility.

News

Stuyvesant Alumnus James Blachly (’98) Wins a Grammy Award

Stuyvesant alumnus James Blachly (’98) won a Grammy award in Best Classical Solo Vocal Album for his recording of “The Prison.”

Opinions

The Danger of Parasocial Relationships

Though there is nothing inherently wrong with them, parasocial relationships can greatly affect both celebrities and their viewers.

Science

Science and Social Media

Science has a large, growing presence on social media, increasing its popularity and accessibility to users of all creeds, for better or worse.

Opinions

Give Us The Old Normal

The vaccine deniers are not who you think.

Opinions

Bitcoin: A Path to Fulfillment or Ruin?

People are recognizing the need for a different cryptocurrency solution, one that admits the reality of climate change and helps lower carbon emissions in addition to democratizing finance.

Science

What’s Happening with the AstraZeneca Vaccine?

AstraZeneca’s seemingly bright future comes to an abrupt halt after recent reports of blood clots in those who have received the jab.

Science

Facing a New Reality

Deepfakes are becoming more prevalent in our modern society, but are we ready for the changes they will bring?

Opinions

Stuyvesant’s Blended Learning Problem

After months of remote learning, Stuyvesant’s blended learning students are having trouble settling in. And the school isn’t helping.

Science

Science and Social Media

Science has a large, growing presence on social media, increasing its popularity and accessibility to users of all creeds, for better or worse.

Arts and Entertainment

Genre Shopping: A Selection for the Bored Listener

A brief description and introduction to three unique genres.

Arts and Entertainment

“The Irregulars”: Another Sherlock Holmes Reimagining?

A review of Netflix’s newest Sherlock Holmes reimagining, “The Irregulars.” Art/Photo Request: A picture of the main crew of teenagers in the show.

Arts and Entertainment

The Entertainment Value of North Korean Propaganda

“Squirrel and Hedgehog,” running from 1977 to 2013, is one of North Korea’s most popular cartoons.

Arts and Entertainment

CMS Meets Stuyvesant

An overview of the Young Musicians Innovation Challenge and a look into Project Connect, a proposal submitted to the contest by Stuyvesant students.