Humor
It’s MyTalos Now, Buddy
By
Say goodbye to ugly interfaces and hello to a whole new host of issues!
|| May 2020Humor
Eulogy for the Regents
By Emily Chen
I’m sure they’re in a better place where kids treat them better, proper wooden Ticonderoga pencils and all.
|| April 2020Humor
Pants Made Mandatory on All Zoom Calls
By
A rebellious teen and a hyperactive dog are the reasons for the newly mandated wearing of pants.
|| April 2020Humor
The Curse of the Class of 2021
A junior speculates on her rather distressing life in Stuyvesant… and comes to a conclusion: we’re cursed! But why?
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
How to Retell a Classic: A Review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
A review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire,” as an exemplar of how to retell classic stories.
|| May 2020Sports
Hammers, Championships, and Spirit: A Fresh Look at Ultimate Frisbee
By Bernard Wang
An overview of ultimate frisbee: a young and growing sport.
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
“Hunters” is the Wild Ride of a Series You Have to Take
Amazon’s “Hunters” is a magnificent series whose unique in-your-face style will leave you haunted but eager for more.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Originality of “Unorthodox”
With its message of acceptance, along with painstakingly accurate details, scenery, and costumes, “Unorthodox” looks into what it is like living as a Hasidic Jew in modern times.
|| April 2020News
College Board Cancels June SAT Exams
By Andy Chen, Isabella Jia, Jady Chen, James Lee, Lexi Chen, Victoria Gao
In alignment with public health guidance and nationwide school closures due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis, the College Board canceled the SAT and SAT Subject Test (SAT II) administrations scheduled for June 6.
|| April 2020News
Stuyvesant Introduces Updated Talos
By Christopher Sullivan, Jakob Gorisek-Gazze, Momoca Mairaj, Neil Sarkar, Sarah Huynh, Vedaant Shah
Talos creator Rodda John (’17) and the Program Office introduced a “new Talos” to the Stuyvesant community on April 20.
|| April 2020Features
Where Are the Girls in Math Team?—An Update
By Angela Cai
About a year later, girls share their experiences on math team. Since then, what’s changed?
|| May 2020Features
The Journey from Student to Teacher
Student teachers in the music department share their experiences at Stuyvesant.
|| May 2020Features
A Stuyvesant Staycation
A focus on students whose break plans were disrupted due to COVID-19.
|| April 2020Opinions
Asian Americans: Choose Awareness, Not Compliance.
By Anne Rhee
Andrew Yang’s assimilationist rhetoric both during his presidential campaign and in response to anti-Asian sentiments in the wake of the coronavirus fails to provide an adequate solution for the Asian-American community - instead, we should choose awareness.
|| April 2020Science
2020 CD3: Earth’s Latest Mini-Moon
By Chloe Terestchenko, Zoe Piccirillo
Whether or not Earth has more mini-moons, the discovery of 2020 CB3 proved that though the Moon may be Earth’s only natural satellite, it is certainly not its only satellite.
|| May 2020
Humor
What Your Quarantine Activity Says About You
A local reporter gives you completely true insights about your personality based on what your quarantine activity says about you.
|| April 2020
Humor
And Now, An Announcement from the College Board
David Coleman’s very official, very serious announcement about new testing.
|| May 2020
Humor
It’s MyTalos Now, Buddy
By Jasmine Wang
Say goodbye to ugly interfaces and hello to a whole new host of issues!
|| April 2020
Sports
Mayhem in McMahonland
After the unfortunate demise of the XFL, the billionaire has a tough pill to swallow about the state of his wrestling empire.
|| April 2020
Arts and Entertainment
“Doom Eternal”: The Heavy Metal Gaming Experience
“Doom Eternal” is hilariously dark and violent and despite some hiccups in game design, manages to deliver a unique and entertaining experience.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
How to Retell a Classic: A Review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
A review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire,” as an exemplar of how to retell classic stories.
|| April 2020
Arts and Entertainment
How Music Has Changed Quarantine
Music has been central in avoiding the monotony of life in quarantine.
|| April 2020Opinions
Is Our Privacy Gone?
As the COVID-19 pandemic develops, American surveillance is expanding, developing a startling trend stemming from the World Trade Center attacks.
|| May 2020Opinions
It’s Okay If You’ve Done Nothing
By Kaylee Yin
Amid the outbreak of the novel coronavirus, toxic hustle culture has become more prevalent than ever before, but it’s okay to do nothing.
|| May 2020Sports
The Only Way Liverpool Can Never Walk Alone
Arguing that Liverpool should receive the Premier League title.
|| April 2020Science
The Next Pandemic Is Under The Artic
By Rania Zaki
Another ominous warning that renders a bleak future due to climate change.
|| May 2020News
June Graduation Ceremony Cancelled for Seniors
By Chloe Terestchenko, Evelyn Ma, Jenny Liu, Lexi Chen, Lucy Bao, Vedaant Shah
To the dismay of seniors, the June graduation ceremony has been canceled in light of the COVID-19 pandemic.
|| April 2020News
Big Sib Program Hosts Virtual Open House
By Ana-Maria Skaricic, Max Koster, Stephy Chen, Subyeta Chowdhury
Amid the COVID-19 crisis, the incoming Big Sib Chairs have organized a Virtual Open House for the class of 2024.
|| April 2020Features
Decoding the CS Dojo
By Arpita Saha
A profile on the CS Dojo that captures its beginning and its function today.
|| April 2020Features
TikTok Goes the Clock: A Rundown of Stuyvesant’s TikTok Usage
A look at the relationship of some Stuyvesant students (and one teacher) with TikTok.
|| April 2020Features
Living and Breathing Music
By Lauren Lee
A profile on Christopher Brown and how he started writing his own songs.
|| April 2020Features
Some PE Classes That Just Work Out
The Stuyvesant Physical Education and Health Department provides various unconventional physical education courses to the student body.
|| April 2020Features
Still Alive! Celebrating Birthdays During a Pandemic
How are Stuy students celebrating birthdays during a pandemic?
|| April 2020Opinions
Privacy vs. Health during the COVID-19 Pandemic
By Ezra Lee
As the world attempts to fight off the pandemic, some countries are using technology and collecting personal data to allow the public to have access to lifesaving information.
|| April 2020Science
Misinformation Regarding COVID-19 and How to Scientifically Debunk These Myths
We are in very unfamiliar territory regarding the current coronavirus pandemic. Though many are trying to inform themselves about the disease, it has resulted in a dangerous game of global telephone regarding information.
|| April 2020Opinions
Elmhurst Hospital: The Unforgettable Epicenter
By Yewon Chang
On the complicated situation in Elmhurst Hospital, the face of struggling New York City hospitals, and what we can do to help.
|| April 2020Science
Convalescent Plasma: A Potential Treatment for COVID-19
By Sonya Sasson
Currently, there are no specific antiviral agents available to treat patients suffering from the coronavirus. However, in a recent study conducted by the National Academy of Sciences, researchers explored the effects of convalescent plasma (CP) transfusion.
|| April 2020Opinions
Resolving Student-Faculty Tension
By Unknown User
Modifying several school policies can drastically improve the strained relationship between students and faculty.
|| May 2020Humor
It’s MyTalos Now, Buddy
By
Say goodbye to ugly interfaces and hello to a whole new host of issues!
|| May 2020Humor
Eulogy for the Regents
By Emily Chen
I’m sure they’re in a better place where kids treat them better, proper wooden Ticonderoga pencils and all.
|| April 2020Humor
What Your Quarantine Activity Says About You
A local reporter gives you completely true insights about your personality based on what your quarantine activity says about you.
|| April 2020Humor
Pants Made Mandatory on All Zoom Calls
By
A rebellious teen and a hyperactive dog are the reasons for the newly mandated wearing of pants.
|| April 2020Humor
The Curse of the Class of 2021
A junior speculates on her rather distressing life in Stuyvesant… and comes to a conclusion: we’re cursed! But why?
|| April 2020Humor
And Now, An Announcement from the College Board
David Coleman’s very official, very serious announcement about new testing.
|| May 2020Humor
It’s MyTalos Now, Buddy
By Jasmine Wang
Say goodbye to ugly interfaces and hello to a whole new host of issues!
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
How to Retell a Classic: A Review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
A review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire,” as an exemplar of how to retell classic stories.
|| May 2020Sports
Mayhem in McMahonland
After the unfortunate demise of the XFL, the billionaire has a tough pill to swallow about the state of his wrestling empire.
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
“Doom Eternal”: The Heavy Metal Gaming Experience
“Doom Eternal” is hilariously dark and violent and despite some hiccups in game design, manages to deliver a unique and entertaining experience.
|| May 2020Sports
Hammers, Championships, and Spirit: A Fresh Look at Ultimate Frisbee
By Bernard Wang
An overview of ultimate frisbee: a young and growing sport.
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
“Hunters” is the Wild Ride of a Series You Have to Take
Amazon’s “Hunters” is a magnificent series whose unique in-your-face style will leave you haunted but eager for more.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
How to Retell a Classic: A Review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
A review of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire,” as an exemplar of how to retell classic stories.
|| April 2020Arts and Entertainment
How Music Has Changed Quarantine
Music has been central in avoiding the monotony of life in quarantine.
|| April 2020
Arts and Entertainment
Money Heist: How Eight Masked Criminals Became International Sensations
A review on “Money Heist” part four and what keeps the show so interesting.
|| April 2020
Arts and Entertainment
How the Tiger King Captured our Hearts
A review of “Tiger King” and a deep analysis of how and why Joe Exotic gained popularity among viewers.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Originality of “Unorthodox”
With its message of acceptance, along with painstakingly accurate details, scenery, and costumes, “Unorthodox” looks into what it is like living as a Hasidic Jew in modern times.
|| April 2020
Sports
The Only Way Liverpool Can Never Walk Alone
Arguing that Liverpool should receive the Premier League title.
|| April 2020
Science
The Next Pandemic Is Under The Artic
By Rania Zaki
Another ominous warning that renders a bleak future due to climate change.
|| May 2020News
College Board Cancels June SAT Exams
By Andy Chen, Isabella Jia, Jady Chen, James Lee, Lexi Chen, Victoria Gao
In alignment with public health guidance and nationwide school closures due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis, the College Board canceled the SAT and SAT Subject Test (SAT II) administrations scheduled for June 6.
|| April 2020
News
June Graduation Ceremony Cancelled for Seniors
By Chloe Terestchenko, Evelyn Ma, Jenny Liu, Lexi Chen, Lucy Bao, Vedaant Shah
To the dismay of seniors, the June graduation ceremony has been canceled in light of the COVID-19 pandemic.
|| April 2020News
Stuyvesant Introduces Updated Talos
By Christopher Sullivan, Jakob Gorisek-Gazze, Momoca Mairaj, Neil Sarkar, Sarah Huynh, Vedaant Shah
Talos creator Rodda John (’17) and the Program Office introduced a “new Talos” to the Stuyvesant community on April 20.
|| April 2020
News
Big Sib Program Hosts Virtual Open House
By Ana-Maria Skaricic, Max Koster, Stephy Chen, Subyeta Chowdhury
Amid the COVID-19 crisis, the incoming Big Sib Chairs have organized a Virtual Open House for the class of 2024.
|| April 2020
Features
Decoding the CS Dojo
By Arpita Saha
A profile on the CS Dojo that captures its beginning and its function today.
|| April 2020Features
Where Are the Girls in Math Team?—An Update
By Angela Cai
About a year later, girls share their experiences on math team. Since then, what’s changed?
|| May 2020Features
The Journey from Student to Teacher
Student teachers in the music department share their experiences at Stuyvesant.
|| May 2020Features
A Stuyvesant Staycation
A focus on students whose break plans were disrupted due to COVID-19.
|| April 2020
Features
TikTok Goes the Clock: A Rundown of Stuyvesant’s TikTok Usage
A look at the relationship of some Stuyvesant students (and one teacher) with TikTok.
|| April 2020
Features
Living and Breathing Music
By Lauren Lee
A profile on Christopher Brown and how he started writing his own songs.
|| April 2020
Features
Some PE Classes That Just Work Out
The Stuyvesant Physical Education and Health Department provides various unconventional physical education courses to the student body.
|| April 2020
Features
Still Alive! Celebrating Birthdays During a Pandemic
How are Stuy students celebrating birthdays during a pandemic?
|| April 2020Opinions
Asian Americans: Choose Awareness, Not Compliance.
By Anne Rhee
Andrew Yang’s assimilationist rhetoric both during his presidential campaign and in response to anti-Asian sentiments in the wake of the coronavirus fails to provide an adequate solution for the Asian-American community - instead, we should choose awareness.
|| April 2020
Opinions
Privacy vs. Health during the COVID-19 Pandemic
By Ezra Lee
As the world attempts to fight off the pandemic, some countries are using technology and collecting personal data to allow the public to have access to lifesaving information.
|| April 2020
Science
Misinformation Regarding COVID-19 and How to Scientifically Debunk These Myths
We are in very unfamiliar territory regarding the current coronavirus pandemic. Though many are trying to inform themselves about the disease, it has resulted in a dangerous game of global telephone regarding information.
|| April 2020Science
2020 CD3: Earth’s Latest Mini-Moon
By Chloe Terestchenko, Zoe Piccirillo
Whether or not Earth has more mini-moons, the discovery of 2020 CB3 proved that though the Moon may be Earth’s only natural satellite, it is certainly not its only satellite.
|| May 2020
Opinions
Elmhurst Hospital: The Unforgettable Epicenter
By Yewon Chang
On the complicated situation in Elmhurst Hospital, the face of struggling New York City hospitals, and what we can do to help.
|| April 2020
Science
Convalescent Plasma: A Potential Treatment for COVID-19
By Sonya Sasson
Currently, there are no specific antiviral agents available to treat patients suffering from the coronavirus. However, in a recent study conducted by the National Academy of Sciences, researchers explored the effects of convalescent plasma (CP) transfusion.
|| April 2020Opinions
An Option Two for Number Two
Now that toilet paper is scarce, Americans should turn to a more effective, comfortable, healthy, environmentally friendly, and largely unknown option: the bidet.
|| April 2020Opinions
How Ukrainian Comedian-Turned-President Failed His People
Ukrainian President Zelensky has failed to do right by his nation and rid his government of the corruption that plagues it.
|| April 2020Opinions
Is Our Privacy Gone?
As the COVID-19 pandemic develops, American surveillance is expanding, developing a startling trend stemming from the World Trade Center attacks.
|| May 2020Opinions
It’s Okay If You’ve Done Nothing
By Kaylee Yin
Amid the outbreak of the novel coronavirus, toxic hustle culture has become more prevalent than ever before, but it’s okay to do nothing.
|| May 2020
Opinions
Resolving Student-Faculty Tension
By Unknown User
Modifying several school policies can drastically improve the strained relationship between students and faculty.
|| May 2020
